6th cavalry regiment patch
Regiment Patch
Does the majority vote still hold true?
A Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a chemists. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
“How much to repair it?” the Scot asks the chemist.
“Six pence,” says the chemist.
“How much for a new one?” asks the Scot.
“Ten pence,” says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandanna, replaces it carefully in his sporran and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilts a-swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
“The regiment has taken a vote,” he says. “We’ll have a new one.”
My second thought was, “This guy better be ex-military telling a joke like that.” Then I clicked your profile, read that you were and let fade away the tiny bit of guilt I had from my initial reaction of laughter.
BTW
my brother, who is in the Navy, laughed and so did everyone he told in his submarine school
BTW2
I’m totally stealing your method for finding three people worth talking to 
5th Squadron 4th Cavalry Regiment Combat Patch Ceremony