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Fighter Wing

Fighter Wing
Do you also pretend your grocery cart’s an X-wing fighter and the aisle is a gunnery trench on the Death Star?

The little pizza oven at the end of Aisle 12 (frozen entrees) looks a lot like a thermal exhaust port, doesn’t it…….

All the time. And the other shopping carts and customers are imperial fighters that I have to shoot down. I like to shoot them down with some Oranges because when they fly through the air at a high speed towards other customers they look almost like blaster shots and are just as lethal.
Yes I get kicked out of supermarkets a lot, why do you ask?

911 North Dakota Air Guard, 119th Fighter Wing Threatcon Delta

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Wednesday, September 7th, 2011 Military No Comments